last night i was really hungry and it was dark and i couldnt see very well i wondered into the kitchen, opened up the refridgerator, and began eating noodles from my left over speghetti. What i didnt realize is that the flying speghetti monster got hot and decided to take a nap in my fridge. He awoke and struck me down with one of his noodly aphendages. When i re-awoke, i was lying on my floor, i am terrified that his greatness may cast me into the abyss of hell.
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